We did finally get a hold of a copy of Gothic at Seattle’s amazing Scarecrow Video. Holy Crap! This movie knocked my socks off. It was a like a ninety minute pornographic haunted house ride, thinly (but accurately) veiled as a literary costume drama. It starred Gabriel Byrne, Natasha Richardson and Julian Sands, which is so hot. This movie is made for well-read stoners (whoever they are)…I only wish I had been drinking Absinthe when I watched this. Next time.